Two gay men were insistent on having a baby. After their doctor reminded them there was no biological way they could have a child, he recommended artificial insemination. The two agreed but said sperm from BOTH of them had to be used. The doctor agreed and mixed the two sperm together and completed the process. Nine months later, a baby was born. The two proud parents were looking in the baby nursery at several babies. All but one child was screaming to the top of their lungs. They asked the nurse which baby was theirs and she pointed to the quiet, well behaved little darling. "You see Darryl, I told you that was our son!" "Oh yes, Blain, he is just going to be the best baby ever!" The nurse interrupted by saying, "You should hear your child scream and holler when you take the pacifier out of his arse!"