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Dec

A list of Politically Correct terms

Politically Incorrect

A Criminal – unsavory character
A Crook – morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion – Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic – Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive – temporarily metabolically abled.
An Immigrant – a newcomer
Assassination – involuntary term limitation
Bald – comb-free
Bald – folically independent
Bald – follicularly challenged.
Battle Fatigued – shellshocked
Blind – optically darker
Blind – photonically non-receptive
Blind – visually challenged
Body Odor – nondiscretionary fragrance.
Broken Down Automobile – mechanically challenged
Broken Home – Dysfunctional Family
Bum – Displaced Homeowner
Bum – Homeless Person
Bum – Involuntarily Domiciled
Cannibalism – Intra-Species Dining
Censorship – Selective Speech
Cheating – Academic Dishonesty
China – Porcelain
Chronically Late – Temporarily Challenged
Clumsy – uniquely coordinated
Commercial Fisherman – Flipper Whipper
Computer Illiterate – Technologically Challenged
Corpse – Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff – Metabolically Challenged
Corpse / Stiff – Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowardly – Challenge Challenged
Cowboys – bovine control officers
Crackpot – certified crystal therapist
Crime Rate – street activity index
Dead – Actuarially Mature
Dead – biologically challenged
Dead – environmentally correct human
Dead – living impaired
Dead – metabolically challenged
Dead – persons living with entropy
Deaf – Visually Oriented
Delicatessen – Corpse Farm
Dirty Old Man – sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Dish Washer – utensil sanitizer
Dishonest – Ethically disoriented.
Dorm – Residence Hall
Drooling Drunk Idiot – person on floor
Drowning – aquatically challenged
Drug Addict – Chemically Challenged
Drunk – spacially perplexed
Drunk / Junkie – in recovery
Earthquake – geological correction
Fail – achieve a deficiency.
Fat – Differently Weighted
Fat – gravitationally challenged
Fat – horizontally challenged.
Fat – horizontally gifted
Fat – People of Mass
Fat – person of substance
Fictional / Mythological – ontologically challenged
Freshman – first-year student
Frog – amphibian American
Full of Crap – fecally plenary
Gang – Youth Group
Garbage Man – sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendent – petroleum transfer technician
Geek, Nerd, whatever… – socially challenged
Ghetto / Barrio – Ethnically Homogenous Area
Hamburger – Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Handicapped – Differently Abled, Handi-Capable
Having PMS – cyclically challenged
Hearing Person – temporarily aurally abled
Homeless – outdoor urban dwellers
Homeless – residentially flexible
Homelessness – Mortgage-Free Living
Housebroken – Family Disfunction
Housewife – domestic engineer
Hunter – Animal Assassin
Hunter – Bambi Butcher
Hunter – Meat Mercenary
Ignorant – factually unencumbered
Ignorant – knowledge-based nonpossessor.
Incompetent – Differently Qualified
Incompetent – Specially Skilled
Incompetent – Uniquely Proficient
Insane People – Mental Explorers
Insane People – Selectively Perceptive
Insult – Emotional Rape
Janitor – sanitation engineer
Klutz – kinesthetically challenged
Large Nose – nasally gifted
Lazy – motivationally dispossessed
Lazy – motivationally deficient.
Learning Disability – Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
Library – Educational Resource Center
Logger – Wood Weasel
Logger – Paper Pirate
Logger -Treeslayer
Loser – Second Place
Loser – uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Man-hole – maintenance hole
Mankind – humankind
MANkind, HuMAN, PerSON – Earth Children
Mercy Killing – Euthanasia
Mercy Killing – Putting Down/To Sleep/Out of Misery
Messy – differently organized
Meter Maid – Parking enforcer
Midget / Dwarf – Little People
Midget / Dwarf – Vertically Challenged
Mute/Dumb – verbally challenged
Not with somebody at the moment – romantically challenged –
Off – energy-efficient
Old – chronologically gifted
Old Person / Elderly – Gerontologically Advanced
Old Person / Elderly – Senior Citizens
Panhandler – Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Paper Bag – processed tree carcass
Perverted – Sexually dysfunctional.
Pimp-mobile / Low-rider – Culturally Responsive Transportation Option
Plagiarism – Previously Owned Prose
Po’ – financially inept
Policeman, Policewoman – law inforcement officer
Poor – economically marginalized
Poor – Economically Unprepared
Poor – monetarily challenged
Postman – letter carrier
Pregnant – parasitically oppressed.
Prisoner – client of the correctional system
Prostitute – sex care provider
Psychobabble – constructivist feminist psychotherapy
Psychopath – socially misaligned
Racist – genetically discriminating
Really Big Nosed – nasally disadvantaged
Redneck – person of region
Redneck – rustically inclined
Refugees – asylum seekers
Road Kill – Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Rudeness – Tact Avoidance
Runny Nose – nasally gifted
Senile Bag o’ Bones – Alzheimer’s Victim
Serial-Killer – Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Shoplifter – Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short – vertically challenged
Sighted Person – temporarily visually abled
Slum – Economic Oppression Zone
Slut – suffering from a sex addiction (female)
Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone – morally handicapped
Spendthrift – negative saver.
Stained – creatively re-dyed
Steward, Stewardess – flight attendant
Stoned – Chemically inconvenienced.
Stud – suffering from a sex addiction (male)
Stupid – differently-brained
Stupid – intellectually impaired
The Elderly – Senior citizens
Thin – horizontally challenged
Thirsty – osmotically challenged
Tone Deaf – musically delayed
Too old/young – other aged
Too Tall – people of height
Tree-Hugger – environmental activist
Trees – Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly – aesthetically challenged
Ugly – Cosmetically different.
Ugly – facially challenged
Unemployed – Involuntarily leisured.
Used Books – Recycled Books
Vagrant – Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Vegetable – noble unconscious hero
Vice President – Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
Vocal Minority – target equity group
Vomiting – Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
Waiter, Waitress – food server
War-Monger – Peacekeeper, patriot
Welfare Bum – economically disadvantaged
Whaler – Blubber Lover
White – melanin-impoverished
White American – racially challenged
White Boy – rhythmically challenged
White Trash – caucasian culturally-disadvantaged
Wife – unpaid sex slave
Worst – least best.
Wrong – differently logical

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