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		<title>Politically Correct Santa</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/politically-correct/politically-correct-santa</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 02:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politally Correct Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politically Correct]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas and Santa&#8217;s a wreck&#8230; How to live in a world that&#8217;s politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to &#8220;Elves&#8221;, &#8220;Vertically Challenged&#8221; they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas is coming</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/politically-incorrect/christmas-is-coming</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 17:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politally Correct Christmas]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[correctness]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=114</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a nipper, just knee high to a grasshopper I would really look forward to the Christmas period, and for more than one reason. Of course reason #1 was &#8216;cos I knew the &#8220;fat fella&#8221; was gonna squeeze his fat ass down the chimney and leave me some presents. The second reason was because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically incorrect Bingo</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/politically-incorrect/politically-incorrect-bingo</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 21:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politically Incorrect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sad but true]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[16th century]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bingo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bingo callers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bingo game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bingo halls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bingo numbers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brainchild]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[giuoco del lotto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[italians]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lingo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mathematics history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old farts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playing cards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[political incorrectness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recognisable features]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tax payers money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[true one]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[two fat ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[type game]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=107</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Pathetic world of Political Incorrectness has reached the world of  Bingo&#8230; Yes, sad but true, one of the most popular and favorite past times for mostly old farts is under scrutiny by the Pathetic  Political Incorrect Brigade of twats that have nothing better to do than spend their time and even tax payers money [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange Laws</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/unbelievable-but-true/strange-laws</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 01:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[unbelievable but true]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcoholic beverages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butterflies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[california animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumb laws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fairbanks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fake mustache]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[hunting license]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[razor blades]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[target]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following either Pathetic or just plain dumb laws are, or were at some point, actual laws in the United States. Not sure how many of these will actually have you doing porridge in this time of age,  but sometimes you just never know Alabama In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2009 Top 10 list of politically incorrect words in the USA</title>
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		<comments>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/politically-incorrect/2009-top-10-list-of-politically-incorrect-words-in-the-usa#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 21:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politically Incorrect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sheep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[founding fathers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[global language]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[green revolution]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[swine flu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toilet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[top 10 list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word usage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Top 10 most politically incorrect words of 2009 by Global Language Monitor, a group that studies word usage. Swine Flu Flush Toilet Green Revolution Minority Saint Politically Correct Oriental Founding Fathers Black Sheep Senior Citizen]]></description>
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		<title>Women really are better drivers</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/unbelievable-but-true/women-really-are-better-drivers</link>
		<comments>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/unbelievable-but-true/women-really-are-better-drivers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[unbelievable but true]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gallery 1]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No gender-related discussion has been more heated than the one that rages behind the wheel. So who are better drivers: men or women? The Answer Is &#8230;   In a study released by Quality Planning, an analytics company that validates policyholder information for auto insurers, women came out on top. The study analyzed different kinds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adverts Blast to the Past part 2</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/blast-to-the-past/adverts-blast-to-the-past-part-2</link>
		<comments>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/blast-to-the-past/adverts-blast-to-the-past-part-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blast to the Past]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politically Correct Adverts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Part 2 of these at one time Politically Correct Adverts, now no longer accepted]]></description>
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		<title>Singing Happy Birthday is illegal without a license</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/sad-but-true/singing-happy-birthday-is-illegal-without-a-license</link>
		<comments>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/sad-but-true/singing-happy-birthday-is-illegal-without-a-license#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sad but true]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nonsense]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[substantial number]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time warner]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=90</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes you did read it correct, and No it is not a joke&#8230; I heard about this a while ago, but shrugged it off as being nonsense. Well this evening  I found out the hard way that it is true. This evening I was watching a serious program on the TV, and a small group [...]]]></description>
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		<title>United Kingdom Bans common Phrases</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/sad-but-true/united-kingdom-bans-common-phrases</link>
		<comments>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/sad-but-true/united-kingdom-bans-common-phrases#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[sad but true]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sheep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sheep of the family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[common phrases]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[correspondence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disappointment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dominance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dozens]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=87</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dozens of public organizations in the U.K. have imposed bans on common words and phrases used by their workers and in their correspondence in an effort to be more politically correct. Rather than write a scathing opinion piece on how appallingly stupid we think it is to ban such phrases, and how overly sensitive governments [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dealing with Guys</title>
		<link>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/politically-correct/dealing-with-guys</link>
		<comments>http://absolutely-pathetic.com/politically-correct/dealing-with-guys#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P@thetic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politically Correct]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afraid of commitment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blankets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buttocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conversation exchange]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[empathy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jerk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[male chauvinist pig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minimalist]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[regression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rich daddy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex machine]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://absolutely-pathetic.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Politically Correct Terms For Males: He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia He is not: A sex machine [...]]]></description>
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