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		<title>Politically Correct Santa</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas and Santa&#8217;s a wreck&#8230; How to live in a world that&#8217;s politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to &#8220;Elves&#8221;, &#8220;Vertically Challenged&#8221; they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dealing with Guys</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Politically Correct Terms For Males: He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia He is not: A sex machine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twas The Politically Correct Night Before Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Concerning the Females</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Politically Correct Terms For Females : You must be politically correct when it comes to the females.. just believe me on this one. Her breasts will never sag, they will lose their vertical hold. She does not get drunk, she is accidentally over served or she becomes verbally dyslexic. She does not get PMS, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically Correct Christmas Greetings</title>
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		<title>A list of Politically Correct terms</title>
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